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January 6, 2005

I have finally succumbed and got a blog to call my own: http://rhwu.blogspot.com. It's just too damn easy. Lord help me.

April 26, 2004

Most Hated People, Current

1.) George W. Bush
2.) Dick Cheney
3.) Some Unknown Person
4.) Doug Collins
5.) Bud Selig

April 9, 2004

On Craigslist:

i'm caught in a rut and need some help. i'm starting to feel very claustrophobic in my social circle and would love to meet someone new to enjoy some beers with. im a 24-yr old professional, went to a good liberal arts college and i have a lot of really good friends here, who all happen to have boyfriends/girlfriends at the moment. im looking for someone similar to me: witty, smart, educated, funny (but not the stand-up comic type), sarcastic, interesting, and low-maintenance. most importantly, i love to be challenged. i've never tried to meet anyone this way and am very skeptical of the characters that will respond- at the very least i figure that i will be entertained by pictures of shirtless tough guys sporting their smooth chests. that's not my idea of "hot". typically, i like the preppy-type, but im very open-minded. it never hurts to meet new people...but please dont be a serial cragslist poster

My response:

Shirtless tough guys posting their smooth chests, huh?



Can't get much smoother. As you can tell from my picture, I'm incredibly handsome, albeit a bit stoic. People say I can be hard, but once you get to know me I'm actually a big softie. I'm also accused of being rigid, but that's only because I stand up for my beliefs. I admit I'm a little old for you (a shade over 500), but you have to admit, I look good for my age (: And you'll have to forgive me. Normally, I don't prance around like this, but I left my leaf at the dry cleaners.

-David

April 8, 2004

The greatest travesty since Clay Aiken and Carson Daly. And possibly since George W. Bush as well.

April 5, 2004

An Artistic Statement from a friend.

have faith in hesitancy
to not is to risk
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March 9, 2004

Source: Bureau of Labor Studies; Economic Reports of the President, 2002, 2003 and 2004.